Transcription: I am the very model of a cartoon individual My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read from wicked puns and stupid jokes to end bills that drop on your head I'm very good at fancy dances, I can't even peer a whip And smack the villain with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite When in a jam I guess you'll stop and villain in their tracks are froze. Then I sneak up and utter, start and ping my hands and honk their no ...